"Well, in England, I did this really, (classic England) I got offered… this is the product, ready? Orange Drink. I'm going, 'What's the name of it?' 'Orange Drink!' Kay? It's classic England, right, it's just a socialist f---ing nightmare over there, right. That's the drink, it's Orange Drink. I said, "yeah, you really got my act down good, guys, that'll be great. 'Y'know, when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched! That's why I drink Orange Drink!'" ~ Bill Hicks

Hate Sites

The "Cool" Kids

Teen Magazines

The HP controversy

Spam

Scathing Parodies

Michela, a meanie?

Hentai's Destruction

Adulthood & Eccentricity

Guest Rants:

JC Penny-type Shirts

By FS

Alright folks, this is what happens when I stay up until the wee hours of the morning and my angry side peeks out its head. These are (of course) subjects that I believe desperately need to be ranted about, whether it be as simple an issue like some phuck face (gotta watch out for them censors ^^) drawing on my artbook to a vast and broad element like my interpretation of adulthood. The rants span from 1999 on, so behold my improvement... and my old craptacular rants, as well ;) Who knows, if the teacher reads the rants, she might even give me a gold star! I might eat it too ^^

Note: Orange Drink is not mine, nor are Bill Hicks and his work. Please do not sue my ass, for if you reach up there, what you'll find will NOT be money