Update Archive | News Archives
Latest Issue of, "Dude, You'll Never Guess What Happened" (Or the News):
'Tis the time of joy, cheer, and of coarse, our good friend Holiday tension! Yes indeed, it's Strawberry Day! Now what is Strawberry Day? During this season, there are obvious accelerations of the image
of a certain holiday (and nobody in the WORLD has this one shoved in THEIR face... EVER ^^)
so Strawberry Day is for everyone to celebrate, no matter how many Communists are hiding inside of your mouth. Now, when is Strawberry Day? Why, 'twas yesterday, of coarse! (Strawberry day is *always* yesterday, for :::sniffle:::
the happiness of Strawberry Day shall live in the hearts of all every day :::weeps::: Or you can say that to confuse people, whichever you want ;)) So have great fun this Strawberry Day, and have a grand Yule, Chanukah, Romadon, Kwanza, Christmas, Boxing Day,
and every other holiday I'm too ignorant and/or lazy ('tis a mystery!) to put on (If you want me to put one up, or I spelled one wrong because of the cats the hoboes who live in my ear threw at my keyboard, just email me!
Gather 'round, children, for I must tell you a tale. It is the parable known as "Beat the Geeks" on Comedy Central. What I must say is this: THAT IS MY SHOW! It's wonderful, finally, the recognition
of the geek for what we really are; masters of pop culture trivia and dirty jokers extrordinaire! :::Evil laughter::: I swear, the creator of that show is a genius with a capitol "J". The only problem I have is the "Sopranos Geek" ... She wasn't a geek, she was a bully!
Can somebody smell an imposter? :::Geekly::: A *true* Soprano geek :::ray of hope::: would know each and every number of episodes and shower scenes with Junior (seeeeexyyyy! ^^) in the show. Yes, indeed. But, all guest geek ranting aside, try to watch sometime and think of me...
I have pride in the geek image, and you will soon learn how special it is as well (And I got all of the first round questions right on Strawberry Day/yesterday! WOOT!) 'Tis simply beautiful. GEEK PRIDE!
Holy dancing leprechauns with pink leg warmers! Now that's a big number! I was the 5000 person to overdose on coughdrops and consort Ziggy Stardust who then burped me into another dimension, sucked me in a wormhole, and came out at the site, and
Cara was the 5001 person to journey on a murderous rampage to this site to find the man who stirfried her jellybeans the wrong way who is hiding out in the sparkly whiteness!
Disclaimer: the pictures on the Operation: White layout are from Sailormoon, which is owned by Naoko Takeuchi, (and company) the Strawberry Day picture is from Utena, which is property of Be-Papas (and such, can't name them all ^^) and Beet the Geeks is not my show, even
if it is a divine piece of art which I love and cherish very much. Indeed this is not mine, but The Humor Asylum and its content (except for the stuff that I've specified, or that I was too lazy to specify ^^) is mine, indeed.
