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Updated: 3-08-05

1,000 greetings and welcome to The Humor Asylum, your provider for many-a-healthy gut laugh for over 5 years! You are now in the midst of what they call Operation: White, a place for me to experiment with web design while trying not to have anyone offer to fix my HTML :::gets thwapped:::^^;;
Now, you may ask, "who are they, anyway?" Let me reassure you. "They are the demons in the heads of the diseased that cannot be exterminated until the men in white find you and give you a lobotomy! Or... maybe not :::sweatdrop:::

Anyway, visit the features or I shall release my team of limbless, hungry lawyers after your precious, precious paperwork! WHAT!? Your paperwork doesn't have feelings? ... I pity you, for the paperwork cannot teach you important facts of life such as how to bathe a donkey!